Thursday, March 30, 2017

Congenial-speak #12

Along for Harried Reunions



Space is my ground, after 11 hours and change, in the air, across the Atlantic, licked by Aurora's melts. Oslo is buzzing with a tiny-town efficiency on a dense scale. Our troop has been asked to wear—I suppose for collective purposes—maroon colored wind-breakers. However we are in uniform as we come into the terminal like invading descendants. (I'd guess 98% of our troop has Norse ancestry.) The cooler, older scouts—which now includes me—immediately locates a restroom to doff the uniform for non-mandated clothes, even though the windbreaker covers them. I don't recall being so vain.


We bus to the Immie Hotel. It is a four-story hotel in the left of center Oslo. Its height dwarfs its stars. The rooms are like Ikea shows, virtual catalogs. Our maid is named Hydra and has hairy legs. The younger scouts believe she enjoys being asked for ice and towels and soaps. There are vicious towel fights, wet, whipping sounds break through stale, woody air of Ikea rooms, drawing blood in some circumstances.


A game is at kiosks. It is a glass encased labyrinth a ball runs through for some prize or pellet. It acts as a Skinner box for the young scouts. They are amused by the money, the Kroner and Øre, the Krone coins with holes in the middle. The latter we place in slots at the top of the case and hit, like the flippers on a pinball machine. It is a game of chance.


I joined troop 262 in 1979. In those days, in the Beartooth mountains in Montana, or to get to camp sites off trails, I required help. I was driven as the others hiked, or simply hung back usually in some compensatory fashion. By 1983, when I was told we would be hiking—with full pack—through flat clean city streets my eyes lit up. This was it, my time to shine, to hike like the rest. I had my Eagle badge and this trip was my coda. I could go out with a long-awaited equity. Before we went over a father, just looking out for me, had rigged up some contraption on two wheels on which to pull my pack. I said no thanks.


Walking, smiling, sunny peopled city streets indulge us. They clear for us and we are the Israelites led from America, from the hairy-legged obscurities of the Immie Hotel by at least four Mosaic fathers. We were laughing and joking, acting brash, assimilating to culture class. We were horn-dogs at the Norse smorgasbord. Flirtations impeded our progress. Twenty marooned mice break pipers' wind. A few people think we are a break-dance troupe and the young punks bust a few moves. They spin on the pavement and rock on their heads like the pros. The natives are fooled and we're hallowed, we're revered until they find it's just a horny scout in a maroon shell. Onward, and upward, hire to conspire, church steeples rain down. We curtail our hormones and walk the pews, soaking culture and Anglicized history as we leave Oslo.


We cross Sognefjord via ferry to Balestrand on its northern shore. Enormity slims me, intimates me, shrinks me more than anything has before. I peer at the rock iced walls with a timidity known only to giants. I imagine the history, the geology, the ages that past between here and Minnesota. Our 10,000 odd pot-hole lakes are nothing, mere divets in the earth to pale in volume to this pageantry. It is clear blue, deep. It's a knowing depth that give a chill to me, a fear, an insecurity. It's a waiting epic catastrophic property, a swallowing, a swelling of earth's precarious proportions. As sun descends early, hesitant, behind icy coolness, we make camp.

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